January 2012
167 posts
“Emily, I am so bad at being indian it’s not even funny. Cows are sacred...”
– Suraj Kumar
December 2011
208 posts
the bar is playing wagon wheel
it’s gonna be a great night
BEST DAY EVER
come to work half an hour late hungover
boss buys me a coffee and tells me to go have a cigarette
give a guy’s three adorable kids free cookies
guy is owner of leonardo’s and gives me two free pizzas
WHAT A WAY TO END 2011
let’s get drunk
well
leave phone number for cute cashier at city market
go home
invite friend over for pizza
wind up at friend’s apartment getting hammered
in a competition to see who can be a bigger tool when drunk
accidentally facetime george
a wild mike appears
smoke ten cigarettes
suddenly everyone is attractive
city market boy texts me
text city market boy all night trying not to be a sloppy drunk...
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i'm late to the parks and rec party
WHAT THE FUCK WHY HAVE I EXISTED WITHOUT THIS SHOW
that is all
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matt: OH HARRO IS DIS CITY WOK
me: YOU HAVE WRONG NUMBER SIR
matt: OK, CAN I TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT PURCHASING A CLASSY PROSTITUTE?
me: YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE
matt: I WANT THREE TO BRING ME CHINESE FOOD AND CAN I PAY WITH COCAINE AND BOOZE?
me: YOU'RE LOOKING FOR REDSQUARE THAT'S DOWNTOWN
matt: fuck that
“her gaze
passes through me
her breath,
flavored of cigarettes
lingers in my...”
if you come into boloco, the dining room plays:
vampire weekend
death cab for cutie
bright eyes
peter bjorn and john
the shins
when i come into boloco, the kitchen plays:
i’m sexy and i know it
that awkward moment when
a bunch of UVM girls start following me with blogs dedicated to supporting the sig ep brothers…
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and i will swing upon your moods
any time you want me to
“stallions are masculine, and horns are masculine. how is it that when you put...”
– marc patton discussing unicorns
far enough, far enough, wasn't far enough
thedrmonkey asked: It's good to see that Tumblr has made both you and Erica both hate me. Loves of my life turned against me! Heart. Broken!
Anonymous asked: Not a question. I just think you're amazing :p
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS UNTIL NOW GOD DAMNIT DONNY
